Showing posts with label At Your Service. Show all posts
Showing posts with label At Your Service. Show all posts

Friday, June 25, 2021

NDL's LFL (Little Free Library)


We have thought for a long time that it would be great to host a Little Free Library. Fittingly, as the first LFL was built by a son for his mother, this one was too. We asked the middle son to "help build a LFL for us" and it seems that what we really meant by "help", was "will you build a LFL for us", because that is what happened. Perhaps we held a board in place, and we certainly loosely supervised from a lawn chair, but all the real work was done by a more capable, and very patient carpenter. 


When it got down to the fine details we turned the foreman job over to the shop bunny aka Mr. Bunny who saw the project to completion.


LFL #103,686 was installed in July 2020 and ready for patrons. And yes, our number reflects that we were the 103,686th library to be registered since the first one installed in Hudson, Wisconsin in 2009.


You can check the map for LFLs in your neighborhood.


In the last year we have had so many people tell us that they really appreciated being able to get books at little libraries during the pandemic while public libraries were closed, or they didn't feel comfortable going in to them, or they wanted to browse books rather than order online for pickup. That made us feel very good. 

Stop by anytime to Take a Book and Leave a Book. And if you see us out please say "hi". We love talking to strangers. 



And if you want to create your own Little Free Library all you need to know can be found at littlefreelibrary.org.



Saturday, June 6, 2020

NDL's Secrets to Having a Frugal Green Thumb



It’s Spring! We’ve got the planting bug and are more than ready to start enjoying our too-short Wisconsin growing season by stocking up on plants and gardening supplies. Your best, first stop is at your local greenhouse where the gardening professionals really know what they are doing and do it well. If, like me, your eyes are bigger than your shopping cart and your gardening budget, the foray into the wonderland of the garden center can be a challenge. Here are some ideas to help you make good choices to stretch your shopping dollars:

Start plants from seed. The process can be intimidating, but there are resources to guide you through it. Your county extension office, YouTube, workshops, books, garden center staff, and experienced gardeners in your circle of friends and family can provide you with the knowhow and confidence to start at least a few of the things you want to grow from seed.

Buy small plants. Pick up your favorite ornamentals, herbs, and vegetables early and plan to repot at least once before your plants go out to the yard or garden plot; buying plants in four or six packs costs considerably less than buying the same number of plants at a more mature size. You can repot the tiny plants at home and nurture them indoors or in a sheltered place until they are big enough and weather allows them to go all the way out to the garden.

Purchase plants that are easily turned into more plants. Coleus and basil are just two examples of plants that can easily be multiplied by rooting cuttings in a vase of water and then potting the cutting after it has developed a good root system. The parent plant will sprout new growth after you have cut some of the main stems, and if done early in the season, you will be able to add the starts to your garden by the time danger of frost is gone.

Divide perennials. Not only can dividing increase the number of plants in your landscape, it can also provide you with filler for your pots and window boxes. Hostas are great for this. Other easy and attractive options are cranesbill geranium, golden creeping Jenny, lamium, bergenia, sedums and even small shrubs. Perennials used in this way can be dug back into a garden plot before the freeze to overwinter and use again next year.

Send your houseplants outdoors for the summer. When warm weather comes to stay, pair houseplants, such as spider plant, tradescantia, and begonias, with flowering annuals for beautiful container plantings. Then take them back indoors at the end of the season. 

Overwinter annuals for a repeat performance. Geraniums are especially good at surviving the winter indoors, either by going into dormancy or by being placed in a sunny location and continually watering as a houseplant. More details for either method can be found online. Coleus and begonias may also be good candidates for overwintering. If you have the room and the patience, give those and others a chance to hang in there until next year when they can go outside again.


 Save seeds. Seeds of many non-hybrid, heirloom plants can be saved and stored for sowing in subsequent years. Or if plants seed themselves, let them grow where they fall or transplant their volunteer seedlings to other locations in your garden where they might thrive. Brown-eyed Susan, Grandpa Ott morning glory, and Husker Red penstemon are a few garden plants that readily come back year to year from seed. Selective deadheading can control reseeders if they are a little too zealous at creating new plants. Heirloom vegetable seeds can also be saved for next year’s crop. Some saving is as easy as popping open a pod to retrieve the beans inside; others, like tomatoes, take a bit more effort, but with a minimum of instruction from the above-listed resources, saving their seeds is completely doable.

Go with the sure things. It is very tempting to want to try every new and exotic plant that appears for sale, but resist unless you know that it has a good chance of surviving more than one season. If you haven’t seen a plant before, it might be because it is not meant to be here. Local greenhouses are conscientious about offering plants that are suitable for our growing zone. Big box pop up garden centers, not so much. Their distributors are likely providing plants to stores in a region that crosses a spectrum of climates. Read the plant’s tag, look up its growing requirements, and then decide if you want to invest in a plant that may or may not thrive in your garden.

Go native. Some of the best bets for your garden are native plants. Most garden centers have dedicated sections of native perennials, and the above-mentioned resources can help you identify plants suited to our Wisconsin climate. In addition to being hardy, native plants have the added value of attracting a diverse variety of butterflies, bees, and birds to your backyard.

Avoid gimmicks and gadgets. There are no magic tricks for eliminating garden chores, so don’t waste your gardening dollars on items that make those promises. Gardening is fun, but there is a little effort involved. For a successful garden, stick with elbow grease and time-tested tools rather than falling for the newest As-Seen-On-TV offer, even if you can “act now and get a second one free”.

Treat yourself. Finally, after you have demonstrated frugality and pinched a few pennies, go ahead and splurge on a new flower pot, birdbath, perennial variety, showy annual, or whatever your heart desires. You’ve earned it!

5/29/20 - Since creating this post we were talked into presenting the topic as part of a virtual gardening series for a local library. If you are interested you can view it here.

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Look Who's Talking


NDL was asked to do a gardening Q & A for Volume One Magazine.

It turned out quite nicely. You can read it here if you wish.


Thank you to the kind neighbor lady who recommended NDL for the article and to our young neighbor lady-in-training for making NDL look good in print.

It was a pleasure and a privilege and fun to do.


Sunday, June 18, 2017

To Dream the Possible Dream

  
Little girls can grow up to work for NASA. They cannot grow up to be mermaids.


C'mon Target! Get with it!

We copied another civilly disobedient shopper and moved a few NASA logo-ed items from the boys to the girls clothing section in hopes of being not provocative, but just a bit thought provoking. They are surely already put back where they came from and will not cause a stir, but one woman's similar action certainly did.

Perhaps Target and other retailers will now be getting a clue.

Go girls! 

And while we are at it, how about some changes in the boys section too? 



Sunday, March 19, 2017

Space Invaders


We are so sorry to have to break this to you all, but there is a new creepy, crawly, wriggling, thrashing invasive species that you should know about.










It is an unpleasant message to share, but we just don't want anyone freaking out if they happen to encounter these crazy worms in the garden unexpectedly. Be careful so you don't inadvertently introduce jumping worms to your garden from purchased or shared plants and be especially watchful for hidden hitchhikers if you are tempted to take plants up north to the cabin.

Yuck!


Sunday, October 23, 2016

The Nature of Gardening Throughout the Year


Improbably, NDL is responsible for production of the Garden Club Annual Directory. After the meat and potatoes content of the publication is updated it is time to add a bit of fluffy filler. One year it was garden tips, another quotes, and this year... notes on gardening with nature by NDL her ownself.

You may notice that by the end of the directory year NDL was getting a bit punchy with editing fatigue, but we hope you may find at least one small uncultured pearl of wisdom here:

September - Designate an area in your yard to let milkweed and other butterfly host and food plants grow. Mark it as a butterfly friendly area so the neighbors will know you are growing “weeds” with the intention of being environmentally friendly.

OctoberAs you clean up the garden for winter, create, some natural bird feeding stations by leaving seed heads intact and encouraging small recesses for water to pool. Your fine-feathered friends will appreciate your thoughtfulness.


November - If you are interested in free plants don’t mulch too heavily under known reseeding perennials. Then, next spring look for volunteer seedlings to relocate or nurture in place.

December - While your memory is fresh make note of which of your plants need dividing for garden bed expansion, sharing with friends, or donating to a plant sale. If possible, before they disappear for the winter try to remember what color that iris, lily, or phlox was and write it down with a map to the plant’s location.

January - When the snow falls take a look at who is making tracks in your yard. Knowing which creatures are living in your garden and where they hide may help you to gently encourage their relocation, or continued presence in your garden habitat. 
Consider starting a nature/garden journal. Record your observations from year to year to keep track of when trees bud, birds leave and return, and when your first ripe, red tomato appears.


February - Armchair gardening has kept many a restless gardener going until she can get back in the dirt again. Get out those catalogs, books, and notes from last year’s garden efforts and start to dream and plan for this year’s garden campaign. Now is the time to review horticultural hits and misses and how to repeat or avoid them.


March -  If you are planning a vegetable garden consider planting a row to share. Programs like Grow a Row for the Hungry encourage us with helpful tips to grow extra produce to share with area food pantries or communal dining sites. Even a free basket on your curb during garden bounty time can help families add to their good nutrition efforts. Or extend this idea to growing a  row of lovely flowers for floral designs to share with friends, family, nursing homes, your church, or to grace the serving table of one of the above mentioned communal dining sites such as Agnes’ Table or the reception area of the Open Door Clinic.  Spread health and happiness, and smiles!

April - Arbor Day is a good time to hug a tree, but don’t kill it with kindness. Mulch around a tree trunk should be more like a donut that leaves the base exposed than a mulch volcano.  2 to 4” of mulch depth is enough to suppress weeds and show you care, without smothering it with love.

May - To avoid frustration protect your plants from baby bunnies who are trying out all kinds of greenery to see what is tasty. You can use this advice from February to October as rabbits have a 28 day gestation period and can produce up to seven litters per year. They are really cute, and very hungry.

June - Use your camera to help you remember good ideas from gardens you visit. Capture that lovely combo in a container planting or a particularly striking perennial pairing. Don’t forget to snap shots of your own favorite garden stars for your records.
  
July - If inviting friends to tour your garden it is a kindness to them and yourself to leave a few weeds, some undone deadheading, or an unfurled garden hose lying out. A garden is a dynamic work in progress, not a completed masterpiece. Everyone enjoys seeing other gardeners’ spaces, and no one expects perfection.

August - Invasives are like wolves in sheep’s clothing. Most were transplanted because of their beauty in the garden and only later discovered to be a danger to our native habitat. Weeding out invasives from our gardens and project areas calls for a “tough love” approach.


Photos from a 2010 Garden Club field trip.


Saturday, May 7, 2016

Go Get 'Em


Lots of happy fishermen this weekend.


Not so sure about the fish. The ones above look a bit 
feisty. "Go ahead, catch us if you can."

Fascinating fishing FAQs here.

Sunday, April 24, 2016

Since You Didn't Ask


It is time to formalize the unasked for advice we give to travelers whenever not asked for it. 

Yes, it's NDL's Top Ten Travel Take-a-Long Items.



1. Tape. 

Not just any tape. 3M Transpore. If you think there is even the slightest chance of a shoe or sandal giving you a hard time immediately put a piece of this miracle product on the suspicious spot. Really, preventative taping is the key to avoiding blisters and rubs from footwear you may not have worn in awhile (it's been six months since your Sorrel clad Northern foot saw a certain sandal) or that you may not have properly broken in in advance of a trip. We all know we should not be packing new shoes, but we all do it. Once. Keep a roll in your bag. You will be using it and doling it out to all your grateful tour mates. Hero time!

2. Ziploc bags. All sizes. 

Good for undies clean or dirty and especially nice to keep the two separate. If you suck the air out of them (recommended for clean laundry bags only) they act like the expensive vacuum packing bags you can buy on fancy travel gear sites. Additionally: they can hold different currencies as you move from one to another; small purchases are safer in them; they are really good for keeping your travel guides and leisure reading books from becoming tattered in your backpack; if you are hiking rural trails where there are no facilities they can be your mode of packing in and out the bit of toilet tissue you will be very glad to have in your pocket when you are behind that gorse bush; and of course they are perfect for snacks!

3. Immodium and Calmoseptine Ointment

This dynamic duo delivers a one-two punch to what ails you where the sun don't shine. New and different diets tend to do interesting things to the digestive tract. Internal and external problems can be "inconvenient". 'Nuff said. Also, consider above uses for Ziploc bags in your packing for a day trip on one of "those days". 

3a. Did you know they sell individual packs of prunes that make yummy snacks? Just sayin', in case the opposite condition occurs.

4. Headlamp

You might feel silly packing one of these on your trip to Paris until you find yourself trying to read in bed by the light of a horrible overhead light fixture or when you can't even find the switch for that sad light fixture. Can be used in hand as a flashlight for rural or poorly lit urban paths. Is less disturbing to a roommate if insomnia hits or your bedtimes and wake times aren't perfectly synced.

5. Adapters

Be prepared so that you may use the devices you have carefully packed. Know your country and your adapter needs for it. That's all. 
Well maybe there's a bit more. Most lodgings these days provide hairdryers,but if they don't the available outlets will probably fry yours. You have been warned. Consider sporting a natural look coif for the duration.

6. Bags 

Within bags, within bags. You don't want to be carrying lots of stuff, but you should be ready in case you need to. Collapsible shopping bag, inside day pack or shoulder bag, inside regulation backpack or large tote. One of the main uses for the bigger bag is to carry clothing layers shed as the day goes on. Smaller bags are good for the things you need minute to minute. Maps, umbrella, snacks, water.

6b. Folding, zipped tote that can be used as carry-on on the trip home. We often carry-on only outbound to make sure our stuff gets there with us and to keep from over packing, but on the way home.... check those bags and have another to serve as carry on for anything you may have acquired along the way.

6c. Same goes for purses. All the important stuff close to you, not in a big, easy to set down and be picked up by the wrong person bag. Crossbody is great. Keep it in front of you and keep a hand on it. We switch to a smaller wallet than we use at home. One that can accommodate more coins and fewer credit cards. 

7. Washcloth 

If you use one take one. Most countries will not provide them with the bathroom linens. Buy a pack at the dollar store and leave them like breadcrumbs across the continent. Or see #2. 

8. Umbrella

If you are climate control sensitive as is NDL you will appreciate being able to pop an umbrella up and down as squalls alternate with sunshine rather than be confined in a stifling rain jacket all day long. Especially if that day is of the warm and humid variety. Of course if torrential rains are expected, by all means do keep yourself dry as possible, but consider a collapsible umbrella even if you resent the space it takes up in your luggage (it may just be your insurance that you never see a drop of rain the entire time you are away from home). And go for a fun one. Polka dots, flowers, Impressionist paintings will add some color to a rainy day. If you have a desire to fit-in bear in mind that you are more likely to see locals using umbrellas (even as they are turning inside out in the driving rain) than wearing rain coats made for gale force Nor'easters. Unless you are touring on a whaling boat.

8b. Is not an option. NOTHING says TOURIST more than the plastic rain poncho from the historic site gift shop, so please, do not hold that as plan B. 

9. Layers

Sadly, a person who is trying to travel with a carry-on bag only cannot take the wide variety of outerwear options they are accustomed to having for adapting to every five degree weather or precipitation change. This is not too much of a challenge if you are visiting one zone smack in the middle of a season. However, if you are crossing climates or spanning weather transition times it gets trickier. These are times to rough it. You may need to purchase a temporary layer, or layer with what you have in a way that you usually wouldn't. Yes, you may look like you are trying to leave the country with all the clothes you possess on your person if you are wearing your sequined, floral cardigan as long underwear with a windbreaker and a rain jacket over it, but if the alternative is being chilled to the bone and miserable so what? More, thinner layers are better than toting around one bulky layer you may never use.

10. Fill in the Blank

What do you use everyday that you would have to find immediately, and probably not easily if you forgot it?

For us it is Chapstick. We pack them in every pocket. And a migraine kit.

For you it might be dental floss, your favorite chewing gum, contact lens solution, or ???

But remember, unless you are going to the wilds of Borneo it is likely you will be able to replace an essential item  you may have left behind.

Pack light! Go! Have fun! 



Saturday, March 12, 2016

March


Is Colorectal Cancer Awareness Month. If you don't believe NDL when she says it is very important perhaps you will take it to heart when you hear it from Fight Colorectal Cancer or from the CDC.

And if you still don't believe that screening is imperative (especially if you are related to someone who has a history that indicates you take action) maybe you will believe an old hippy who knows what he is talking (singing) about. 




Please, don't die from embarrassment or for any other lame reason. 

Friday, November 6, 2015

NDL's BMI


Due to a series of alternating fortunate and unfortunate events, it was discovered that NDL has been operating for the last two decades under a serious misconception.

It was a shock to learn that the height we thought we were had changed by minus two inches since 1995. We have always felt that our problem was being too short for our weight and had come to grips with that. Yes, when the inseam that matches the waist size of your off-the-rack pants is dragging a few inches on the ground you can pretend that cuffing is in style whether it is or not, and there is always the chunky sole to help out, but finding out that the extra pant length was due the loss of two inches of spine was a bit of a shock. 



Just after the realization that that is why we can barely see over the steering wheel anymore without pulling up to our full dwarfish height, or reach the top kitchen shelf without standing on tiptoes and using a wooden spoon to fish down the object we need came the Most Horrible Thought of All - different height equals different BMI category! Egads! We had just managed to settle into the "normal" range. This terrible setback meant we would now need to deal with the same amount of bulk on an shorter skeleton.

After months of being in denial we finally looked to see just how bad it was. Bad! But then our rationalization defense kicked in and we posed the question - 
"Do we need to use our new height for these calculations even if it is not at all our fault that we shrunk?".

We are nothing if not expert at finding the answer we want to hear. So, after sifting through many internet answers that didn't suit us we found the link we were looking for and a new hero.

To paraphrase our hero, Dr. Hirsch - It's not our fault we got shorter. The fat mass hasn't changed (although there may be a bit more of a spare tire effect on a shorter torso) and fat  makes estrogen which helps prevent bone loss so maybe we won't get quite as short as we would if we were dangerously thin. He did refer to us as "the poor soul" so we know he feels our pain. He even said we should try to keep our fat. Whoo hoo!

Sadly, we also found in our internet search that Dr. Jules Hirsch died this summer. You can read about his life here. His colleagues said that he had a deep sympathy for patients who struggled with the lifelong effort of maintaining a healthy weight. Thank you Dr. Hirsch.

Gotta go re-hem some slacks and eat a celery stick now.


Image from The Graphics Fairy.


Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Wash Day


Here's the thing.

Our modern lifestyle used to be more modern. When NDL started on Groundhog's Day in 2010, few in our acquaintance were on Facebook, and Pinterest was an infant enterprise. When we surfed the web and shared a find it typically hadn't already been seen by millions. Now we feel that NDL, for the purpose of spreading the wonders of the internet has has become redundant. Obsolete. Peripheral. Irrelevant. 

Phrases such as 'fold the tent", "turn the page", "end of an era", "move on", "reinvent" - all whirl around as we think, "what are we doing here?". 

We don't usually indulge in naval gazing in this forum, but feel like the evolution of daily posts in 2010 to weekly in 2015, and now only the rare post as 2016 approaches deserves a word for those faithful few who still look at this space.

Many of the blogs we used to enjoy and repost from have completely gone away. Some slowly. Some abruptly. 
Times change. Lives change. Facebook pages are easier.

We have never cared greatly how many views the posts at NDL receive. Although there were times when we were glad for a comment or two just to know that we weren't talking to ourselves. This week the views from Russia are twice that from the U.S.. Interesting don't you think, comrade robot?

In searching for something to share with you today we found this image at the Graphics Fairy. It shows one of our favorite activities. 



Check out those bluebirds of happiness. We see them all the time when hanging wash. 
Well, not really. But we do see robins, orioles, and bald eagles, and they make us just as happy.

Hanging out the wash gives us a sense of peace.  It allows us to enjoy the beauty of the day, observe nature, and listen to the sounds of the neighborhood. We have time to think of the people who wear the clothes and use the linens we are rhythmically pinning to the line. It connects us to traditions of the past and makes us feel like we are more gently using our natural resources. 

And there is nothing better than the smell of line-dried laundry.You get it when you hug your husband and press your nose into his shoulder, or when you climb into the sheets at night, or dry yourself off with a rough, wind-dried towel. 


So, if it's just the same to you, rather than disappearing completely from the blogisphere we're reverting to the pace and rhythm that feels right for us. Until we are ready, if ever, to pin our tastes and show our face online we will keep a presence here for musings, finds, and projects to be hung on our NDL line as they occasionally, naturally occur.

Hope you will still peek over the real or virtual back fence from time to time and say "hi".




Saturday, March 1, 2014

No Ifs, Ands, or Buts


This tidy, little colon is standing in for a really disgusting piece of anatomy that goes by the same name.

We present this image today to draw your attention to a topic for which we have recently become the unofficial poster child. 



If you are over 50 years old it is  time to have a colonoscopy.

If you have a family history of colon cancer it is time to ask your doctor when you should have a colonoscopy.

If you  have a personal history of polyps and were told to have a recheck it is time to have a colonoscopy.


Colon cancer is very preventable. 

As is ending up with a semi-colon.


Colons are gross. 

We have spared you the graphic images, but if we hear that you haven't taken this message as seriously as we should have, look out! 

We will spill some guts across this space to illustrate our point.



Friday, January 4, 2013

Her Ladyship Calls


Here they come again. The lads and lasses, lords and ladies of Downton Abbey reprise their roles 
on PBS on January 6, 2013. 
If you need to catch up on the story so far, or review who's who in the high drama of the venerable English estate you are in luck for over at Grasping for Objectivity they have laid it all out for us. 
Thanks to a tip from clever NDL correspondent Honeybee, we present for you here 



If simply you can't wait another minute to see what the goodies and baddies of the household are up to next, check out this preview of Season 3 right now.


Friday, October 12, 2012

It's Alive!

These days customers can wander for hours in department stores that are more like ghost towns than the bustling bastions of luxury shopping they once were. We have been tempted to set a stopwatch to see how long it would take before any of the very few remaining staff positioned mostly at checkout centers might ask if we need any help. Our suspicion is that the clock would keep running forever. Remember when sales people were so persistently present that you had to beg just  to browse on your own? It was sometimes annoying, but we actually kind of miss the attention and do occasionally wish for some help.

Well, we are glad to report that in some small pockets of the retail industry service lives on.  Our recent experience with a young salesperson who stuck with us through the entire process of testing mattresses for a guest bedroom, making a selection, and arranging for delivery was quite satisfying. A few weeks later he followed through with a phone call to make sure we were getting a good night's sleep, and then sent a postcard which was not only thoughtful, but brought smiles to our faces.



Saturday, June 23, 2012

Tut, Tut, Looks Like Sun


It's not an umbrella.


It wasn't made for a downpour.


It's not a bumbershoot.


No, this pretty protector is a parasol. 



Ready to shield delicate pigments from the scorching rays of Sol.


You may borrow it for your next garden party whether you are fair of skin 
or just want to look terribly teatime chic.


As a matter of fact it would be the perfect accessory for the ....


American Red Cross Garden Stroll

Sunday, Jun 24 2012 - 11:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m.

Take a self paced tour of 8 beautiful gardens in Chippewa Falls and Lake Wissota.
Attendees may also enjoy a silent auction and complimentary refreshments available at
First Presbyterian Church (130 W Central Street Chippewa Falls).

Tickets are available at Gordy's County Market in Chippewa Falls and all chapter locations, and at
First Presbyterian Church and each garden the day of the stroll.


2012 Garden Locations:

Reese Residence - 435 West Elm Street
Ginzl Residence - 621 Dover Street
Brown Residence - 610 West Columbia Street
Cook Rutledge Mansion - 505 West Grand
Grenz Residence - 115 South State Street
St. Joseph's Hospital Healing Garden - 2661 County Hwy I
Brehmer Residence - 10438 161st Street
Hebert Residence - 10134 161st Street

*Event held rain or shine*

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Twofer


The invitation said, "come to meet the candidate". It did not say, "you will also be meeting and standing in the same room with the one, the only, Bowzer from Grease and Sha Na Na".

Yes, folks, if you got the invitation and for some reason did not show, you missed not only hearing about Kristen Dexter's plans  to help out as a state senator,  you also missed a chance to hear the election-themed vocal stylings and thoughtful comments of Jon Bauman, aka Bowzer.



And to think that it happened on West Central Street.
 What an interesting and pleasant evening it was.

Friday, January 13, 2012

She Stoops to Conquer

It is our altruistic nature that allows us to risk tarnishing our reputation to make a point. It seems incongruous that someone who has traveled to France twice in thirteen months to learn about fine cuisine would stoop to using packaged foods but, well, it happens. When it does, if our cheaters are not near at hand while we are mixing up a batch of Betty's finest cornmeal muffins - look out diners. Type size on packaging has become so microscopic that every package should come with its own magnifying glass. At least, that is, if producers are hoping to tap the buying power of our vast anaconda-digesting-a-pig population bump of baby boomers. We are the ones who were raised on this stuff right? Jello, cake mixes, and their yuppie cousins risotto mix and tiramisu-in-a-box.

Attention: If you want us to buy it we have to be able to see it.


Suggestion: Ditch all that unpleasant nutritional value information or make that font as small as you like. If a person is buying a convenience food product they really don't want to read about it. Believe us. We get the gist of what it says, and we hate to be glib, but the potluck is in half an hour and at this point we don't have time to care too awfully much.


Kudos to: Oxo for the genius measuring cup pictured above. If we can read the amount called for on the package it is a cinch to find it on this clever utensil.

Bon appetit!

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Don't Tell the Kids

And please don't nominate us for Hoarders. Yet.




Kitsch collector C. Dianne Zweig has some good advice for dealing with the parental home/trash pit sooner rather than later. It is a big job (which we fully intend to leave for our kids to do just as we have had to do it for our parents), but Ms. Zweig has some helpful tips for handling the situation before it becomes an overwhelming gigantic nightmare that you will probably have to travel across the country to deal with on a single weekend in a community that you never were, or are no longer, familiar with.

If you are in the situation of having to liquidate the family homestead now or in the future here are several helpful posts on the topic:


Cleaning Out Your Parents House: Letting Go Gently

How to Sell Your Parents' Stuff

How To Clean Out Your Parents House: Organizing The Basement

Getting Rid of Parents' Stuff: Start Early

You'll know when it is appropriate to pass this on to our younguns. Or perhaps you've known for awhile now.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Library 12

Looking back on a year of NDL.

In order to allow all students with a work-study component in their financial aid package to have a job, even the smallest need for labor at our alma mater turned into an official position. An early stimulus plan of sorts allowed coeds to mow lawns, paint houses, waitress banquets, run a/v equipment for professors, tutor, feed lab frogs or, if you were one of the lucky ones, work in Library 12.

Below the main part of the George Sverdrup library where it intersected with hallways of science classrooms and funky-smelling labs was a room of quiet mystery known as Library 12. The resources found there were mainly for education majors and not even most of them knew of its existence. Teachers-in-training were scarce. Shelves of textbooks were seldom touched. Most visitors were lost students who poked their heads in just far enough to see that they needed to continue searching for the biology class with the room number they failed to write down for the first day of the semester.

The great parts of the job included: absolutely no supervision; plenty of quiet time for uninterrupted study or napping; shelves and shelves of children’s literature to read when class syllabus suggestions were dead boring; and using the same “back in five minutes” sign that worked for bathroom runs to go for an hour or so to the local malt shop for a burger and fries with a friend.

The down side of the job, as down sides often are, was the same as the upside - solitude. There was a phone, but it only rang up to the main library. If there had been an outside line the only people we could have called were friends in the dorms who shared one phone for the whole floor. For communication with the outside world we were at the mercy of people who might stop by to see how we were doing and pass some time chatting at the checkout counter.

Blogging for the past year has been a lot like hanging around in Library 12. We committed to daily (We hung out the “back soon” sign a couple of times to see what in the world outside the neighborhood there was to blog about. Plenty!) documenting of bits of this and that not really expecting anything more than an amusing pastime, but we soon realized that without any feedback it felt like we were talking to ourselves in the cavernous empty stacks of Library 12.

First we felt like the Who down in Whoville that Horton finally heard saying “We are here, we are here!” Occasional comments kept us going, but at times of comment drought we wanted to say, “If you believe in fairies clap your hands.” Well enough of you clapped to make Tinkerbell awake from her self-induced malaise and keep up the pledge to herself to get through a full year of Next Door Laura.

It is harder than one might think to find something to share everyday. There were times when a week’s worth of blogs were in the queue ready to go and other times when we were up at dawn digging in the photo files to find something that we thought might be of any amount of interest to anyone for the new day’s entry. Thank you to the Graphics Fairy and many other bloggers for great ideas and images that they graciously share with the blogisphere.

On our recent trip to Paris we met a woman named Donna who had a story we could relate to. Many years ago she was looking for a teaching job in the Chicago area. She was offered a position at a Catholic school that she was inclined to accept until the interviewing Sister told her that one of her duties would be teaching French. “But Sister, I don’t know French.” she said. The nun, who we picture just like the one in the Sound of Music who looked the other way while the fuel pump was pulled from the Nazis’ car, replied, “The children don’t know that. All you have to do is stay one day ahead of them.” And that is how Donna got a job and learned French.

We’ve managed to stay a day ahead of you. But it’s a pace that is hard to maintain for the distance. We started on Ground Hog’s Day last year and will continue, but we don’t want to, well, do the same thing all over again. We have been quizzing everyone we know to find out if there is a name in the media world for the phenomenon of the annual cycle of seasonal topics. You know - tips for cooking the Thanksgiving turkey and using the leftovers, creative ways to die eggs, where to take the kids for spring break, will the groundhog see his shadow?, how to deal with cabin fever, etc., but no one seems to know what that is called. Perhaps we can call it the Groundhog’s Day phenomenon. It must be maddening for the TV news producer and features editor. We don’t want to find out how maddening.

We’ll be here, but not everyday.

Thank you, and remember - if you believe in fairies clap your hands every now and then.

We love the sound.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Disaster is His Middle Name

Photos of our family's milestone events, routine annual celebrations, and day-to-day life are very rare, but our albums are overflowing with scenes of mayhem and disaster. Our dad was an amateur radio operator (ham), which leads us to believe that that is why he seemed to, before almost anyone else, get wind of any catastrophic thing that happened in the tri-state area and rush to the scene, camera swinging around his neck. People laugh when we tell them this, but here is the evidence.

A Christmastime fire made for some great photography.












Our reporter was there for this possible copycat crime.




A typical Indiana ice storm may have led to...




this series of photogenic overturned trucks carrying...




milk cans,




piggy banks(?),




broccoli,




and to an airplane crash caused by the pilot gawking at the big-rig carnage below.




All in a day's work ma'am.