At the suggestion of NDL, a real photographer carefully arranged these items, photographed them,
and then submitted the photo to Things Organized Neatly.
Today it made it onto that blog with this title: Ten Years of Washing Machine Artifacts Found by a Mother of Three Boys.
Whoo Hoo! We're famous. Or at least the stuff that came out of our collected pockets is.
In case you're wondering, this is not all that was found after the spin cycle.
(Anybody need a couple dozen squeaky clean golf tees?)
And of course over time there was plenty of coinage found and dropped straight into the laundress' tip jar.
(Otherwise know as Mom's Bloody Mary Fund.)
Photo and artistic styling: Sam Plasch