And we're a bit miffed that even at half price no one has chosen us. That goofy bowler behind us (Old bowlers never die, they just don't score as often.) will probably get outta here before we do.
Zombies are so yesterday. Now the kids are all about those bloodsucking pretty boy vampires. Well they'll be sitting on this shelf too someday. That fifteen minutes is pretty short in the life of a novelty figurine.
Don't make us beg. Take us home and maybe we can help with that little chipmunk problem you've been having in your back yard.
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Now, guys, I am just having difficulty seeing you being effective chipmunk deterrents. Let's hear it now...."Brrraaiiinnnssss....Rrrrodenttt Brainssssss...".
Ah, we'll call ya.
TJW
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