Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Table Talk

It's been awhile since we have used the blog label "Kindergarten Humor" so, for the upcoming holiday, may we present some truly juvenile jokes and riddles for your amusement and as possible fillers for awkward gaps in, or for swift topic changes during Thanksgiving dinner conversation. 

1. What does a turkey like to eat at Thanksgiving? (see all answers below)

2. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?

3. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

4. Why did the turkey cross the road?

5. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

6. Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?

7. Why did the turkey cross the road a second time?

8. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? 

After Thanksgiving dinner was finished, Paul saw his little brother Stevie in the backyard poking holes in the dirt and filling them in with birdseed.
"Why are you planting birdseed?" Paul asked.
"I'm growing next year's turkey," Stevie replied. 

An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. 
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the tavern.
"Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!" 
"How did it taste?", they asked the farmer.
"I don’t know", said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"

The football team had just finished their practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. 
When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, 
"You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." 
"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"


1. Nothing. They are already stuffed.

2. A drumstick for everybody.

3. Fowl weather.

4. It was the chicken's day off.

5. He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

6. The outside!

7. To show he wasn't chicken.

8. "Quack! Quack! Quack!"

Image courtesy of The Graphics Fairy.

1 comment:

Georgiann said...

I tried out a few of these on Sylvie and Mabel!! They loved them!